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07/29/2003: "Al Writes"

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know a few things:
1) the bartender is blonde
2) the bouncer is blonde
3) I'm 6 feet tall, 200 lbs., blonde, with a black belt in karate
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she is a weightlifter
5) the lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, ....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times...."




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