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12/09/2003: "Hard Wired"

You know your living in the "now" when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You discover you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long service awards.
13. You're reading too fast to notice that there is no number 9.

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That's life in the fast lane alright. What's the up side?

You've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in

You've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

You've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

You've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

You've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

You've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

You've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

You've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

You've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never
go away.

From e-mail.

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