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06/15/2004: "Killer Biscuits"

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting with her in-laws and while she was there she drove to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both of her hands held behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car to see if she was alright. Click more.. below.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, but she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she needed medical help immediately and that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in with her hands for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who had to break into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from the back of her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

Apparently, a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that had sounded like a gunshot, and as the wad of biscuit dough flew up and hit her in the back of the head, she was certain that she had been hit.

When she reached back to examine the wound, she felt (with horror) the big wad of dough and assumed that it must be her brains, ready to fall out of her head.



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