Monday, June 21, 2004

Born Yesterday?
Don't you guys go to the movies? When the Red Man signs a treaty with the Great White Father in Washington, or in this case Sacramento, the fix is in, the Red Man will lose. Savvy, Tonto? Click more.. below.
posted by @ 06:03 PM CST [more..]

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Killer Biscuits
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting with her in-laws and while she was there she drove to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both of her hands held behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car to see if she was alright. Click more.. below.
posted by @ 05:49 PM CST [more..]

Sunday, June 13, 2004

Uncle Dan
Uncle Dan reminds us, after soaking up the entry "Old Attitude," (new window) that it's tough all around, especially for the old guy who is clipping his last few coupons. Okay, Uncle Dan, but that doesn't really make it better for anybody. Do you have a plan? No, he tells us, but George Carlin knows, at least, how it should be, and that’s a step in the right direction. Right? Click more.. below.
posted by @ 03:33 PM CST [more..]

Sunday, June 6, 2004

Old Attitude
Being sick can provide anyone with an attitude, but being old and sick can reach a whole new level. Check out "This Week's Fantasy" and see what I mean.

How do you fight back? Well, I changed the lyrics to Short People and it felt pretty good.

Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
To live

Click here for all of the new lyrics.

posted @ 09:03 PM CST [link]

Saturday, June 5, 2004

May's Ten
The monthly optimized time management reading list entitled, "What Did Everyone Else Read?" in May.

With your time management problems in mind, I have listed May's ten most "viewed" entries, as reported by Cliff's Notes month end logs, ranked by times viewed, and annotated with my comments on each entry.

Oh nuts, you're just too good to us! Yeah, maybe -, but who loves ya?. Click more.. below for all this, and links too!
posted by @ 01:08 PM CST [more..]